OUR Menu
Non-Infused
Classic Flavors
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Ice Ice BabyAlright STOP! collaborate and.... it's Vanilla
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What the Berry GFNo questions about it... it's Strawberry
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Choco LocoYou'd be loco if you didn't realize that this is Chocolate
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Chip Happens... and when it does it's obviously Mint Chocolate Chip
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Rollin' in da DoughLike the Adele song... except it's Cookie Dough ice cream
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Not a fingerbut instead a Butterfinger
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Middy Who?I don't get the joke here... but the flavor is Cookies & Cream
Non-Infused
Specialty Flavors
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Sea MonsterWhite cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and cookies and cream.
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Ding Dong the Troll is Gone gfLight Pistachio base ice cream with crushed of peanut butter cups with a peanut butter swirl.
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Not so Butter Pecan gfLight butter pecan base with mixed nuts and toasted coconut that are enrobed in chocolate.
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Nana and Pops Kisses gfChocolate fudge ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl.
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Cake it Till You Make ItRoyal cake batter base ice cream with sprinkles and pound cake. (Birthday cake but better)
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Dolphin's Delight gfWhite cake batter base with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallows.
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Great Malt Balls of FireSalted Caramel ice cream based ice cream with dark chocolate chips, and crushed malt balls.
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Pelican Poop gfVanilla ice cream with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallow fluff.
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Rebel Swirl gfVanilla ice cream with Red Raspberry swirl, Chocolate Swirl and chocolate chips.
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Shot in the darkCoffee Espresso base ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips with a sea salt fudge swirl.
Crooked Flavors
Not Your Grandma's Flavors (Unless she's cool as hell)
Actually... FOR SURE Your Cool as hell Grandma's Flavors
THC INFUSED
SOME might call it "high"-ce Cream
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Sea Monster's DreamsWhite cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and cookies and cream with a little something special added. (wink)
- Devil Rebel Swirl gf
Vanilla ice cream wth red raspberry and chocolate swirl with chocolate chips... plus something else that's also pretty cool mixed on in. (teehee)
CBD INFUSED
CB-DEEZ... scoops?
- Chill Chill Baby GF
Ice Ice Baby's more chill little brother... aka Vanilla with cbd in it... are you following me here?
- Wonka-Licious waterfalls gf
if Chocolate ice cream with cbd mixed in is what you're looking for...then you've found your golden ticket!
Alcohol Infused
Get Crooked, Get Twisted
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The Cow’s Chocolate Martini GFCoffee Liqueur with Coffee Espresso base ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips with a sea salt fudge swirl.
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The Purple Loopy Cow GFVodka Black Raspberry Ice Cream with a chocolate swirl and chocolate chips.
- The Cow’s Minty Martini GF
Creme De Menthe ice cream and chocolate chips.
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The Cow’s Pina ColadaDark Rum ice cream with toasted coconut and pineapple. (GF)
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Western Cow’s MoonshineWhiskey ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl.
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The unholy cow manureIrish Whiskey ice cream with homemade brownie bites.
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Nutty Irish Cow GFAlmond Liqueur ice cream with a cinnamon sugar vanilla.
- The Cow’s Caramel Cherry Bliss GF
Vanilla ice cream with swirls of homemade caramel cherry bourbon sauce.
THC Goodies
We baked so you can get baked
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THC INFUSED BROWNIEsFudgy, rich, and just the right kind of extra 😉
Pairs perfectly with a couch and absolutely no responsibilities -
THC INFUSED RICE CRISPY TREATSThis isn’t your lunchbox snack—it’s a gooey, crispy, THC-infused square of mellow magic. Sweet, nostalgic, and just one puff away from bliss
Treats + Eats
to your mouth, From Our Bakery
Non-Infused
Pastries
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Crumb Cake
More crumb than cake, and honestly, we’re not sorry about it. Sweet, buttery, and impossible to eat neatly (challenge accepted).
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Blueberry Muffin
Juicy blueberries, fluffy muffin, you know how this thing works.
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Cannoli
Crispy, creamy, and probably the reason you just blacked out and bought three more. No regrets.
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Brownie Bites
Tiny squares of chocolate chaos magic.
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Cheese cake
Thick and LUSCIOUS New York style cheese cake.
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Cheese cake a la mode
Same as above, but with ice cream! True dessert fans rise up.
FRESH BAGELS
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SLICED Bagels
Plain, Everything, Asiago, Cinnamon Raisin. You can add cream cheese or butter to these bad boys.
BAGEL SANDWICHES
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Egg & Cheese
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Bacon Egg & Cheese
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Sausage Egg & Cheese
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Ham and cheese MELT
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Turkey and Cheese MELT
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CHICKEN SALAD
SPECIALTY DRINKS
get ready to sluuuuurp
boba tea
DON'T WORRY TUMMY, WE HAVE lactose free options
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Bessie's Black Pearls
Can't go wrong with our traditional black tea + milk.
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Spice and Pearls
Rhymes with Spice Girls! Should have named it that. It's our iced Chai with milk.
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Triple B
Iced espresso with caramel or mocha + milk. Will give you a triple caffeine b-b-buzz.
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You Betcha Matcha!
Refreshing and summery! It's iced matcha milk tea + honey.
Boba Fruity Crushies
sorbet blended with lemonade, ADD BOBA, ZING!
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Blue Raspberry
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Passion Mango
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passion fruit punch
Spiked Boba Crushies
possibly the fifth girl at brunch
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Sour Patch Sip
Our lemon raspberryvodka sorbet with lemonade and fruity boba... go off gurl.
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Island Squeeze
Our mango sorbet with spiced pineapple rum, lemonade, and fruity boba. I'm getting a tan just writing this!
Hot or Iced
CAFE MENU
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Drip Coffee
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Espresso
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Latte
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Cappuccino
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Affogato
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Hot Chocolate
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Chai Latte
energy smoothies
REFRESHING AND FRUITY, JUST LIKE THE GUY WRITING THIS
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Muscle Monkey
Peanut butter, banana, protein, and vanilla ice cream. Zero actual monkey. Sorry.
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Bessie's Matcha Rocket Skates
Matcha, vanilla ice cream, banana, toasted coconut, protein, and honey. Imagine being hugged while flying through the air -- that's this.
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Bessie's Berry Beast
Acai berry, banana, mixed berries, vanilla ice cream and chia seeds. Purple power!
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Bessie's Fuel Force
Two shots of espresso, vanilla ice cream with your choice caramel or mocha syrup. It's like a way better Frappuccino.
