but Make It

Crooked!

Here everyone finds their happy place, because life’s too short for boring desserts.

ABOUT US

lick it.

love it.

Say Hello to the Crooked Cow

We’re not here to serve ordinary desserts. Crooked Cow is all about creating moments that make you smile, one scoop or bite at a time. From creamy ice creams with unexpected twists to baked goods that taste like a hug, everything here is made with love and a dash of mischief.

Rooted in the sunny vibes of Sanibel, we bring the island’s laid-back charm and creativity to every dessert we make. Because life’s too short to eat boring desserts!

they Will Keep You Craving

Classic

flavors.

we're always whipping up something new

Something unique to celebrate the flavors of the season. From refreshing summer sorbets to cozy winter warmers, our seasonal menu is sure to delight your taste buds and keep you coming back for more.

Scoops of the Season.

DRUNK ON FLAVOR. Sober on Regrets.

FLAVORS YOU WILL CRAVE

Chip Happens

Mint Chocolate Chip – GF

Choco Loco

Chocolate – GF

What the Berry?

Strawberry – GF

non-infused

Specialty Flavors

Sea Monster

 White cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and cookies and cream.

Ding Dong the Troll is Gone

Light Pistachio base ice cream with crushed of peanut butter cups with a peanut butter swirl. (GF)

Not so Butter Pecan

Light butter pecan base with mixed nuts and toasted coconut that are enrobed in chocolate. (GF)

Nana and Pops Kisses

Chocolate fudge ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl. (GF)

Cake it Till You Make It

Royal cake batter base ice cream with sprinkles and pound cake. (Birthday cake but better)

Dolphin's delight

White cake batter base with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallows. (GF)

Great Malt Balls of Fire

Salted Caramel ice cream based ice cream with dark chocolate chips, and crushed malt balls.

Pelican Poop

Vanilla ice cream with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallow fluff. (GF)

Rebel Swirl

Vanilla ice cream with Red Raspberry swirl, Chocolate Swirl and chocolate chips. (GF)

Shot in the dark

 Coffee Espresso base ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips with a sea salt fudge swirl.

Bowls

KIDDIE
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
PINT
QUART

SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP

SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP

SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP

Homemade Ice cream

THC INFUSED

Sea Monster's Dreams

White cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and cookies and cream with a little something special added.

Devil Rebel Swirl

Vanilla ice cream wth red raspberry and chocolat swirl with chocolate chips. (GF)

CBD INfused

CHILL CHILL BABY

Vanilla (GF)

Wonka-licous Waterfalls

Chocolate (GF)

Alcohol INfused

The Cow’s Chocolate Martini

Coffee Liqueur with Coffee Espresso base ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips with a sea salt fudge swirl. (GF)

The Purple Loopy Cow

Vodka Black Raspberry Ice Cream with a chocolate swirl and chocolate chips. (GF)

The Cow’s Minty Martini

Creme De Menthe ice cream and chocolate chips. (GF)

The Cow’s Pina Colada

Dark Rum ice cream with toasted coconut and pineapple. (GF)

Western Cow’s Moonshine

Whiskey ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl.

The unholy cow manure

Irish Whiskey ice cream with homemade brownie bites.

Nutty Irish Cow

Almond Liqueur ice cream with a cinnamon sugar vanilla. (GF)

The Cow’s Caramel Cherry Bliss

Vanilla ice cream with swirls of homemade caramel cherry bourbon sauce. (GF)

Bowls

SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
PINT
QUART

SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP

SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP

SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP

Crooked Treats

From our bakery

Fresh pastries

Crumb Cake

Blueberry Muffin

Berry Muffin

Cannoli

Chocolate Eclair

Vanilla Eclair

Brownie Bites

Croissant

Chocolate Croissant

Giant Coconut Macaroon

Baklava

Giant Cinnamon Roll

Cherry or Apple Strudel

Hot or iced — 16oz or 24oz

SPECIALTY COFFEE

DRIP COFFEE

Espresso

Latte

Cappuccino

Cafe Mocha

Affogato

Bessie's Fuel Force

MINI DONUTS
FRESH-MADE | CINAMMON SUGAR

Baked Delights

Disclaimer: Our alcoholic ice cream contains real alcohol and is intended for adults 21 years and older. By purchasing or consuming these products, you confirm that you are of legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Crooked Cow reserves the right to check identification for age verification.

Bowls

SINGLE SCOOP $7.95
DOUBLE SCOOP $8.95
PINT $13.95
QUART $18.95

SINGLE SCOOP $8.70
DOUBLE SCOOP $9.70

SINGLE SCOOP $8.95
DOUBLE SCOOP $9.95

SINGLE SCOOP $9.20
DOUBLE SCOOP $10.20

$13.95

Alcohol / CBD / THC Infused

Twisted Treats

The Cow's Rum Island

The Cow's Rum Island

Pina Colada ice cream with strawberry topping, pineapple topping and toasted coconut.

The Cow's Mudslide

Chocolate Martini ice cream with hot fudge and chocolate sprinkles.

Heifers Gone Nuts

Nutty Irish Cow ice cream with caramel sauce and mixed chopped nuts.

Oops, He Did It Again

Unholy Cow Manure with hot fudge and chopped mixed nuts.

Purple Loopy Cow

Original Loopy Cow ice cream with chocolate syrup and crushed brownie bites.

Bootleg'gin Bessie

Western Cow’s Moonshine ice cream with peanut butter sauce and peanut butter cups.

Bessie's Secret Sauce

Create your own crooked sundae with your choice of sauce and candy topping.

CBD & THC Infused Ice Creams

CBD-infused ice cream is all the buzz these days, and for good reason! We carefully infuse our treats with premium hemp-derived CBD to give you a calming, stress-free experience with every scoop.

All of our CBD-infused products comply with local regulations and are safe for consumption.

Introducing
Racing Simulators

Stop by and race with your friends or family. Experience the thrill of high-speed racing while enjoying your favorite ice cream! Our state-of-the-art racing simulators offer an adrenaline-pumping adventure for both adults and kids. Whether you’re a seasoned racer or a first-time driver, our immersive setups provide realistic tracks, responsive controls, and exciting challenges. Compete with friends or test your skills solo—all while indulging in our delicious frozen treats. Fun, speed, and sweetness all in one place!

Soothe Your Soul

Our CBD ice cream is available in a variety of delicious flavors

Disclaimer: All of our CBD-infused treats contain hemp-derived CBD and are made in compliance with local regulations. While CBD is generally regarded as safe, we recommend consulting with a healthcare provider before consuming CBD products, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, or on medication. Our CBD products are for adults 18 years and older unless otherwise specified. Crooked Cow does not make medical claims about the benefits of CBD. Please enjoy responsibly.

HAVE US COME
To you!

Make your event unforgettable with our Ice Cream Truck Rentals! Perfect for weddings, birthdays, business parties, and any special occasion, our truck brings delicious frozen treats straight to your guests. With a minimum of 50 people, we offer a fun, nostalgic experience with a variety of flavors to satisfy everyone. Whether you’re celebrating love, a milestone, or a corporate gathering, our ice cream truck adds a sweet and exciting touch to your event.

Fill out our request form and let the treats roll in!

Testimonials

What people
are saying

How do Florida alcohol regulations apply to alcoholic food products?

CBD (Cannabidiol) is a natural compound found in hemp plants. It has potential health benefits, such as reducing anxiety and promoting relaxation. We infuse our ice creams with a controlled amount of high-quality CBD to enhance the enjoyment and provide a calming effect.

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Reach out to us anytime and we’ll happily answer your questions.

Classic Flavors.

What the Berry?

Strawberry (GF)

Ice Ice Baby

Vanilla (GF)

Choco Loco

Chocolate (GF)

Chip Happens

Mint Chocolate Chip (GF)

Rollin In Da Dough

Cookie Dough

Not a Finger!

Butter Finger (GF)

Middy Who?

Cookies and Cream

Non-Dairy Classic Flavors.

Not Orange

Mango Sorbet (GF)

Pucker Up

Lemon Sorbet (GF)

Favorite Flavor Blue

Blue Raspberry Sorbet (GF)

Cherries Gone Wild

Cherry Sorbet (GF)