but Make It
Crooked!
Here everyone finds their happy place, because life’s too short for boring desserts.
ABOUT US
lick it.
love it.
Say Hello to the Crooked Cow
We’re not here to serve ordinary desserts. Crooked Cow is all about creating moments that make you smile, one scoop or bite at a time. From creamy ice creams with unexpected twists to baked goods that taste like a hug, everything here is made with love and a dash of mischief.
Rooted in the sunny vibes of Sanibel, we bring the island’s laid-back charm and creativity to every dessert we make. Because life’s too short to eat boring desserts!
they Will Keep You Craving
Classic
flavors.
we're always whipping up something new
Something unique to celebrate the flavors of the season. From refreshing summer sorbets to cozy winter warmers, our seasonal menu is sure to delight your taste buds and keep you coming back for more.
Scoops of the Season.
DRUNK ON FLAVOR. Sober on Regrets.
FLAVORS YOU WILL CRAVE
Chip Happens
Mint Chocolate Chip – GF
Choco Loco
Chocolate – GF
What the Berry?
Strawberry – GF
non-infused
Specialty Flavors
Sea Monster
White cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and cookies and cream.
Ding Dong the Troll is Gone
Light Pistachio base ice cream with crushed of peanut butter cups with a peanut butter swirl. (GF)
Not so Butter Pecan
Light butter pecan base with mixed nuts and toasted coconut that are enrobed in chocolate. (GF)
Nana and Pops Kisses
Chocolate fudge ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl. (GF)
Cake it Till You Make It
Royal cake batter base ice cream with sprinkles and pound cake. (Birthday cake but better)
Dolphin's delight
White cake batter base with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallows. (GF)
Great Malt Balls of Fire
Salted Caramel ice cream based ice cream with dark chocolate chips, and crushed malt balls.
Pelican Poop
Vanilla ice cream with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallow fluff. (GF)
Rebel Swirl
Vanilla ice cream with Red Raspberry swirl, Chocolate Swirl and chocolate chips. (GF)
Shot in the dark
Coffee Espresso base ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips with a sea salt fudge swirl.
Bowls
KIDDIE
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
PINT
QUART
Waffle & Wafer Cones
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
Chocolate Dipped Cones
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
Chocolate Dipped Cones + Sprinkles/Nuts
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
Signature Sundaes
Homemade Ice cream
THC INFUSED
Sea Monster's Dreams
White cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and cookies and cream with a little something special added.
Devil Rebel Swirl
Vanilla ice cream wth red raspberry and chocolat swirl with chocolate chips. (GF)
CBD INfused
CHILL CHILL BABY
Vanilla (GF)
Wonka-licous Waterfalls
Chocolate (GF)
Alcohol INfused
The Cow’s Chocolate Martini
Coffee Liqueur with Coffee Espresso base ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips with a sea salt fudge swirl. (GF)
The Purple Loopy Cow
Vodka Black Raspberry Ice Cream with a chocolate swirl and chocolate chips. (GF)
The Cow’s Minty Martini
Creme De Menthe ice cream and chocolate chips. (GF)
The Cow’s Pina Colada
Dark Rum ice cream with toasted coconut and pineapple. (GF)
Western Cow’s Moonshine
Whiskey ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl.
The unholy cow manure
Irish Whiskey ice cream with homemade brownie bites.
Nutty Irish Cow
Almond Liqueur ice cream with a cinnamon sugar vanilla. (GF)
The Cow’s Caramel Cherry Bliss
Vanilla ice cream with swirls of homemade caramel cherry bourbon sauce. (GF)
Bowls
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
PINT
QUART
Waffle & Wafer Cones
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
Chocolate Dipped Cones
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
Chocolate Dipped Cones + Sprinkles/Nuts
SINGLE SCOOP
DOUBLE SCOOP
Signature Sundaes
Crooked Treats
From our bakery
Fresh pastries
Crumb Cake
Blueberry Muffin
Berry Muffin
Cannoli
Chocolate Eclair
Vanilla Eclair
Brownie Bites
Croissant
Chocolate Croissant
Giant Coconut Macaroon
Baklava
Giant Cinnamon Roll
Cherry or Apple Strudel
Hot or iced — 16oz or 24oz
SPECIALTY COFFEE
DRIP COFFEE
Espresso
Latte
Cappuccino
Cafe Mocha
Affogato
Bessie's Fuel Force
MINI DONUTS
FRESH-MADE | CINAMMON SUGAR
- 6ct
- 12ct
- 24ct
- 50ct
Baked Delights
Disclaimer: Our alcoholic ice cream contains real alcohol and is intended for adults 21 years and older. By purchasing or consuming these products, you confirm that you are of legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Crooked Cow reserves the right to check identification for age verification.
Bowls
SINGLE SCOOP $7.95
DOUBLE SCOOP $8.95
PINT $13.95
QUART $18.95
Waffle & Wafer Cones
SINGLE SCOOP $8.70
DOUBLE SCOOP $9.70
Chocolate Dipped Cones
SINGLE SCOOP $8.95
DOUBLE SCOOP $9.95
Chocolate Dipped Cones + Sprinkles/Nuts
SINGLE SCOOP $9.20
DOUBLE SCOOP $10.20
Signature Sundaes
$13.95
Alcohol / CBD / THC Infused
Twisted Treats
The Cow's Rum Island
The Cow's Rum Island
Pina Colada ice cream with strawberry topping, pineapple topping and toasted coconut.
The Cow's Mudslide
Chocolate Martini ice cream with hot fudge and chocolate sprinkles.
Heifers Gone Nuts
Nutty Irish Cow ice cream with caramel sauce and mixed chopped nuts.
Oops, He Did It Again
Unholy Cow Manure with hot fudge and chopped mixed nuts.
Purple Loopy Cow
Original Loopy Cow ice cream with chocolate syrup and crushed brownie bites.
Bootleg'gin Bessie
Western Cow’s Moonshine ice cream with peanut butter sauce and peanut butter cups.
Bessie's Secret Sauce
Create your own crooked sundae with your choice of sauce and candy topping.
CBD & THC Infused Ice Creams
CBD-infused ice cream is all the buzz these days, and for good reason! We carefully infuse our treats with premium hemp-derived CBD to give you a calming, stress-free experience with every scoop.
All of our CBD-infused products comply with local regulations and are safe for consumption.
Introducing
Racing Simulators
Stop by and race with your friends or family. Experience the thrill of high-speed racing while enjoying your favorite ice cream! Our state-of-the-art racing simulators offer an adrenaline-pumping adventure for both adults and kids. Whether you’re a seasoned racer or a first-time driver, our immersive setups provide realistic tracks, responsive controls, and exciting challenges. Compete with friends or test your skills solo—all while indulging in our delicious frozen treats. Fun, speed, and sweetness all in one place!
Soothe Your Soul
Our CBD ice cream is available in a variety of delicious flavors
Disclaimer: All of our CBD-infused treats contain hemp-derived CBD and are made in compliance with local regulations. While CBD is generally regarded as safe, we recommend consulting with a healthcare provider before consuming CBD products, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, or on medication. Our CBD products are for adults 18 years and older unless otherwise specified. Crooked Cow does not make medical claims about the benefits of CBD. Please enjoy responsibly.
HAVE US COME
To you!
Make your event unforgettable with our Ice Cream Truck Rentals! Perfect for weddings, birthdays, business parties, and any special occasion, our truck brings delicious frozen treats straight to your guests. With a minimum of 50 people, we offer a fun, nostalgic experience with a variety of flavors to satisfy everyone. Whether you’re celebrating love, a milestone, or a corporate gathering, our ice cream truck adds a sweet and exciting touch to your event.
Fill out our request form and let the treats roll in!
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